BATMAN - Bad Acting, Terrible Movie, and NOLAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!

So... to many of you out there this isn't going to be a pleasant thing... that is of course on the provision that you read this.


So I've just come back from seeing The Dark Knight Rises and as I predicted... Nolan did it again... he took something and trashed it for the sake of box office reviews.


Almost from start to finish I found this film unbearably average and not the critically acclaimed, film of the year as everyone seems to be designating it.


I don't want to go too far into parts of it because of spoilers in case anyone reads this and hasn't seen it yet. So instead I'll focus on the issues that annoyed me.


1) YOU CANT JUST FUCKING ADD CHARACTERS INTO AN ESTABLISHED UNIVERSE!!!! My GOD Nolan this isn't some scribbled out film like Inception where you can just throw in new characters here and there...


2) WHAT THE FUCK is up with Bane's voice!!! He sounds like Sean Connery with fucking throat cancer :|


3) Bane's Mask... BULLSHIT!!!


4) Christian Bale... can't act simple...

5) The ending... I know you have to wrap up at some point but like that? ¬¬


6) Gotham in the day time... Should never be done...


7) Changing iconic parts of characters because it suits you... IS NOT COOL!!!


I can't think of anything else at the minute... but as I've also just found out that Nolan is also writing the screenplay to Man Of Steel (Superman 2013 Movie) I can only guess that he's going to somehow fuck that up as well and everyone is going to be completely in love with this as well...


My feelings for the "Nolanverse" Batman Franchise are very clear... as for Film Of The Year?


Still giving it to the Marvel Comics, Box Office Smash.


Avengers Assemble...
Can't Compete With Stan Lee...


I wish I could express my hatred of Nolan with an audio clip of Sheldon Cooper shouting Nolan like he does Wheaton, but I cant :(